Tuesday, August 24, 2010

How to survive a 12 hour day at Disneyland with your husband, your mother n law and your sister n law?

10 mg of Valium every 4 hours, sunscreen, and a lot of luck.How to survive a 12 hour day at Disneyland with your husband, your mother n law and your sister n law?
tell them you will meet them by the teacup ride right after you buy a Tshirt for your friend at home...then leave the park...go to a spa and hang there....at the end of the day go back to the room and tell them how you searched for them and you were positively beside yourself at the prospect of losing them in a theme park...


';thank GOD we found each other!';


Then turn to your husband and say:


'; I am so tired from the experience I need a spa day tomorrow...you guys go without me...this really took way too much out of me';





enjoy.How to survive a 12 hour day at Disneyland with your husband, your mother n law and your sister n law?
get some of that syrup of icapek (sp?) don't take a lot, tell them to go enjoy themselves and that you'll try to catch up. Then find a bar (or pull out that bottle of vodka you so smartly packed) get a couple of drinks to loosen up and join them. Oh yea make sure you don't reek of liquor.
i feel for you.





Suggest that perhaps you split up throughout the day? Make an excuse that you want to buy presents or that you want to go on the massive rides, that your MIL won't like.





or, you can always pretend you're ill :) x
Go to Epcot and have a margarita in Mexico, then Beers in England and so on. That is always fun.





- go your separate ways and plan to meet up for meals, etc



Pretend the very first ride you go on has made you very motion-sick and you must return to the hotel room......then when they leave you alone do whatever you damn well wish.....instant recovery ya know, lol.........
Wow, this is a total buzz kill. I'm still thinking of you in that short pink hair and thigh hi boots.


You just grin and bear it. At least Dland is small. Dworld...oh oh, so huge. yuck.
Tell you husband to grew some you know what and tell them both that he wants some quality time with his wife without them being there.
I dont have any issues with my inlaws except they have twice my energy so for me it would be lots of caffine to survive lol
your mother in law?? At the happiest place in the world?? talk about mixing oil and water together!





I dont know your m.i.l. but mine (now ex M.I.L) was...*shivers* ugh!
Separate from them to be on your own and say you'll meet them at a certain place and time. It will give you some relief.
Ditch them at the Matterhorn, and run off by yourself. Make sure your cell phone isn't charged so they can't find you.
Get sick???? Then you can go lay by the pool...LOL
Vodka? Either that or flirt like crazy with all the characters walking around the park. ;-)
Prozac and captain
prozak..........lots and lots of prozak.
Take Bob along with you, or me lol.
DON'T GO!
Do you have an iPod? LOL !!
Simple, feign an injury/illness, and don`t go! lol
huh ????/
you have a head ache
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