My girlfriend and her husband are having a child. What is a good gift to get for her?

It's not mine, as I haven't been with her in 4 months, and she is only 2 months pregnant.





I'm so happy for her! I'm sad I won't be able to get together with her for the next year or so, but I can always just date someone else in the meantime.





Anyway, what to get the girl who is already going to be given the gift of life???My girlfriend and her husband are having a child. What is a good gift to get for her?
You could still show her a good time. I'll bet she's hardly even showing yet, amiright? Make a porno with her so she'll have something to look at when she's gotten to the size of a walrus and no one wants to touch her and she feels like hell. She'll look back fondly and say, ';Dang I was HOT!'; And then she'll be ready to pick back up where you left off later on down the road. Hope this helps! Any chance you might be named godfather?My girlfriend and her husband are having a child. What is a good gift to get for her?
A 2010 Value Village coupon discount calendar..





The gift that keeps on giving every month. Don't laugh! We keep ours in the car whenever we get to a VV and saved a ton on tools, clothes and obscure older movies on VHS....
Well you can always ask her what she didn't buy for the baby yet that way you can buy her something she really needs,and I thing you should stop calling her your girlfriend ha ha.
A spa finder gift certificate or a gift certificate to her favorite spa.She will want it when she feels as big as a house or when she just feels plain lousy.
What about an abortion or a baby sitting voucher. Then she can level the little **** and spend more time with you
a year supply of socks....they always come in handy..
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